你是有恐鸟症还是怎么了?

Well, whatever the case, it was cute. Do you live on N 7th too? We could hang out.
那个,无论如何,你当时还挺可爱。你是不是也住北七街?有空一起出来玩吧。

我俩分穿了一只熊

We shared a bear suit at an apartment party on Saturday night. I asked for your number and you gave it to me, but somehow I don't have an area code written down. I had a great time talking with you, and I don't trust Chance enough to wait until I see you in the elevators...
星期六晚在公寓楼办的派对上,我俩分穿了一套熊外套。我问你要电话,你给了我号码,但上面没写区号。跟你聊天非常愉快,可我不相信我还能有机会与你在电梯里偶遇……

地铁F线上的鼻血男

Your nose started bleeding when we went under the river this afternoon. I was the girl who handed you a handkerchief. It didn't seem an appropriate moment to ask if you were single, but I thought you were bloody lovely.
今天下午过河底隧道的时候,你突然开始流鼻血。我是那个给你手帕的女孩儿。当时似乎不太合适,我本想问你是否单身,我觉得你简直帅得喷血。

公寓楼下的洗衣房

Unfortunately I hardly looked up, but I'm pretty sure you were beautiful. Hope to see you again.
可惜我没怎么抬头看,但我相当确定你长得很美。希望还能再见到你。

火车上撇风的时髦小妞

Remember? Uptown A train. I was the black dude reading Bukowski's Post Office. You were reading the Arts and Leisure section. You passed wind rather loudly and started chuckling. I'd like to see you again. The flatulence wasn't a turn off.
记得吗?进城地铁A线。我是那个老黑,正在读布考斯基的《邮局》。你当时在读报纸的艺术休闲版。你放了个响屁,然后开始咯咯笑。我很想再见到你。你的肠胃胀气并没能吹灭我心中的火焰。

收费站辣妹

I complimented you on your new look today. Hope you see this. I was too shy. The $8 was well worth it, & always is when you're there.
我今天称赞了你的新造型。希望你能读到这段话。我当时真是太害羞了。8刀过桥费物有所值;叫我天天交都行,只要是你收费。

寻昨晚跳舞时咬了我两口的女孩

So yea...um, looking for the girl who I was dancing with last night, she bit me twice. I forget her name.
那个……嗯……对,我是想找昨晚跟我跳舞的那个女孩,她咬了我两口。可我忘了她叫什么了。

脖子纹身

Hey, guy that got on at 1st Ave dressed all in back with the throat tattoo. Thanks for existing.
嗨,第一大街上车那个穿了一身黑的脖子纹身哥。谢谢你的存在。

C线上难以置信的小胡子

You: tall, brown hair, incredibly voluminous moustache, blue/green checkered shirt Me: tall, blonde, wearing all black and Burberry rain boots I boarded the uptown C train at 14th Street at around 10:50 on Tuesday morning. You got off at 23rd. You were staring at me. Hard. You're really really really ridiculously good looking.
你:高挑、棕发、惊人的茂盛小胡子、蓝/绿色格仔衬衫;我:高挑、金发、一身全黑、巴宝莉雨靴。星期二早上大概10点50左右,我从十四街登上进城方向的地铁C线。你当时盯着我。狠狠地。你长得真是十分十分十分荒谬地好看。